10 Random Things about TV Reality Shows

1. You never understand what is so real in them
2. One never understands,whether you get famous after going there or being famous takes you there
3. Item celebrities might not always guarantee TRPs
4. You never understand whats get you out- Your competitors/Judges/SMS polls/All of them/None of them
5. Yesterday's participants are todays anchors
6. If a season has X episodes,X/2 episodes features performance by participants and other X/2 episodes features results declaration
7. After Reel life,Real life ,now you can also see Reality life
8. Copy cats ,Killer rats -Most of them
9. You never get to see what really happens there
10. I wasnt watching any reality show while writing this.

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10 Random Things about Microsoft® Excel ™

1. 95% of the features are not know or not used
2. Only 1% of the know features are used
3. We still continue to use it even after 300 know bugs(in SP2)
4. Your unpublished job profile: 2%- what you actually do  & 98% - trying to understand how to make excel work
5. You can never fill a series in one attempt
6. You are 100% successfull in overwriting hidden/filter cells while copypasting/dragging cells
7. VLOOKUP is the most dreaded formula you have ever used
8. People writing macros are Demi Gods
9. You never knew Excel ™ is so powerful
10. You can never complete writing about Excel ™ in 10 points

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10 Random things about a 21st century Bollywood Heroine

Well that's a very narrow title to write about , But here it is

1. Mostly size zero
2. Once up on a time model/miss Universe/Miss India/Miss world.etc..etc.
3. Mostly fills the gaps in the script
4. Hardly see's any difference between dresses & Boyfriends
5. Dialogue delivery is meant for dubbing artists, not for them.
6. Does Dancing/Exposing/Romantic scenes only if the story/scripts demand
7. Finds it tough to say "Main tumhare bachhe ki maa banne vali hoon"
8. Loves saying "We are just friends"
9. No two of them ever compete with each other and none of them believe in No.1 spot
10. No. of box office hits featuring them is always debatable

 

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10 Random things about Google Reader

1. You always have more items to read than you can actually read
2. 50% of the items are from subscriptions whose job in the world is to keep posting & increase your unread items
3. Yor are the only one who's liking and sharing your blogposts
4. You only know you have 1000+ unread items, but never know the actual unread
5. You never read 100% of the posts.
6. Half of the time, folder names doesnt make sense at all
7. Sharing on Reader is a nice way to fill your Twitter time line
8. "Mark all as read" is the greatest web tool that was ever developed/invented
9. Post that your friends share are always intersting than 90% of your subscriptions
10. The current (as of 1 Nov 09) needs to be improved

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10 Random Things About Eating Out at a Restaurant

1. You don't have to cook for your self
2. For a change you can order some one
3. You don't have to do dishes after eating
4. Nice way to spend your Sodexo (Meal) Coupons
5. Save on LPG, Scotchbrite, VIM Bar and 10 liters of water
6. A new ambiance while eating
7. Wide variety of choice.
8. Don't have to juggle between eating and serving
   
9. 20 minutes waiting time for North Indian & 15 minutes for South India
   
10. Bill at the end
    

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Bloggers Block

My blogging frequency suddenly came down and all my ideas have , blame it on the some one evil who is doing this to me . This toon is my rant and an effort to get back to business(blogging).

Few things that havent changed/disappeard from India

Inspired by Ecophilo's interim thoughts , i thought of writing about things that haven't disappeared from India

1. Corruption - See R.K.Narayan's cartoons on Corruption from 1950's or 60's . They are still relevant, other wise we wouldn't need another Jaagore campaign.
2. Sarkari attitude- Do you know how many years it takes to transfer your PF from one company to another company ?Have ever paid a visit to Provident Fund office ? Try once , thats fun to know
3. Songs,Duets & Fights from main stream movies- "Whats your Rashee" movie has just 13 songs
4. Open Toilets, rather peeing on streets?
5. Road side beggars/begging
6. Polio

Open for comments!

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Has twitter killed blogging- My Experience

Is twitter killing blogging ? This is the new discussion on any social media network for quite some time. Though i am not a prolific blogger ,well this is my 301st post b.t.w or a power tweeter(having twitter swallow some 2.5 k tweets of mine i am currently at 300 odd tweets) . Just for information i also manage another blog life2oons where i randomly share photos and some junk snippets i come through while browsing the net.

Though its not apple to apple comparision I just tried to compare my tweets and blog posts on this blog,included are the graphs that i managed to plot and yes the trendlines are trying to suggest some thing.

I am not saying that twitter has killed blogging, but true to my heart along with the graphs i can say my frequency of blogpost has reduced . This is just an attempt to get back into action and concenrate more on my blog(along with my microblog).

Would also like to know how many of you have a similar experience like this and what you have done to come over .