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See all your Twitter Followers on One Page

You can do that by using @walter’s Twitter Mosaic( Via Amit). Here is mine

Can some one help me pointing out the bots from this?

Unbelievable Effects of Fair and Lovely

 

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What happens when Twitter suspends your account

You get this..

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Parking View

A-z of getting drunk this Friday

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Job Requirements some times are funny..

Below is the mail from one of the consultancy which found my resume(which i updated just some one and half year back) on one of the job sites. They really tried to be very specific in their requirement, but it sounded very funny. Read for your self.

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from : recruitment@xxxxxxxx.com <employer@xxxxxjobs.com>
to :cccccccc@gmail.com

date : Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 2:56 PM
Subject : Personal Pvt. Asstt to Director-Excellent Prospects

NOTE:
1. Please read with patience, complete mail, WORD by WORD
2. If you are unable to come to JAIPUR for Interview IMMEDIATELY DO NOT waste your time by reading any further
3. Those who have already been interviewed in the last 6 months by XXXXX Group need not apply again
4. You may receive this mail more than once due to your resume being listed more than once on the Job Portals. In such a case just ignore the repeat mails

Desired Profile:

Designation: Personal Private Assistant To Director (Unmarried MALES below 28 years of age ONLY)

The Job: The job would involve handling all official, social & personal work of the Director. This would involve inter-alia handling all important papers, files and documents, correspondence etc. of the Director Keep a record of all such documents papers & files. Handle, schedule & keep all appointments and programs. Accompany the Director on all Business & Personal Meetings and discussions. Serve as a Personal Aide in the office and during all VIP & other meetings & Functions Must be willing to travel with the Director on all personal, official or social occasion as and when required.

Essential: The applicant should be extremely SMART & have a very PLEASANT appearance. Knowledge of working in MS Office (Word Excel Power Point etc) & ability to handle Emails(?) will be an advantage.

Eligibility: Experience Educational background & qualification(cha..) will not play any role in selection. Only positive attitude, loyalty, dedication & is necessary. Must have very high integrity, impeccable manners and tolerance and interest in work assigned and capable of putting in long working hours. Those who are Freshers and want to make a Good career by learning are most welcome.

Who must NOT apply: (i) Females & Married Persons. (ii) Those who consume tobacco, cigarette, gutka, bidi, paan masalas, supari etc . Drinks & Non veg are allowed on occasions (iii) Those who are homesick kind and cannot remain away from families (iv) Gym Addicts (Though reasonable exercise for the body, morning walks, etc is acceptable). (v) Cricket Addicts (vi) Homesick Guys (vii) Guys who spend a lot of time in Religious, Social or Family functions (viii) Guys having very Lavish Lifestyles

Place of Work & STAY: JAIPUR

Accommodation: Since the position requires the selected candidate to be with the Director almost all the time the accommodation would be provided with the Director himself. (different room???)

About our company: The organization is 15 years old professionally managed Human Resources Company having a working spread All Over India. For Details visit www.xxxxxplacemxxxx.com. The Group is also into Events & Media Services & Social Work

The Rewards: The person selected would be wielding a lot of authority in due course. Could look forward to even becoming a successor to the Director & handle the entire working independently in about a timeframe of 5 years or more. Along with the working, can look forward to entertainment of all kinds (movies, theater, outings, and long drives etc etc) as and when feasible.

If you are interested in this offer please APPLY on email with (i) Resume as a word attachment (ii) Scanned coloured photograph (Applications without photograph will not be considered)
From the DIRECTOR DESK
Wishing your dreams a success
With Best Regards

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I Thought of replying :

Please send me your director’s & daughter photo(Daughter should be unmarried) and astro charts that i can match with my astro charts and will revert with my resume.

Any body interested in the job can mail me your details will give the actual details of the offer… :-P

Guantanamo Bay

Probably he doesn't have to do it again

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Politics & Ministers

On Alltop

Finally 7 months after starting this blog , yesterday I made an attempt to get my blog listed on India.alltop.com and I am successful in first attempt itself. 

Thanks Guy & L.P. "Neenz" Faleafine

 

Next my target to get my blog listed here

Never thought recession has such an impact

Now you can literally buy countries. Look this guy has a 1+1 offer. Just pay for Singapore and you can get Malaysia for free. What a bargain.Hurry limited offer.

 

Above ad featured in Times of India Dt. 20 Jan 2009.

Pic: Cockroach Vanishior Anyone?

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Realty Stress

Looks like this guy is really stressed. Real estate is always a burden be it boom or bust.

 

Pic Source : Sunday Times of India ,Bangalore( 18 Jan 2009)

Jaya Ho….!

Kudos A R Rahman!

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Ad(Non) Sense

Any idea what this Japanese guy wants to communicate?

found the above ad here today.

Be the first to comment and get that Hair Loss for free…. :-P

Get Well Soon….Steve

 

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Paratha vs Pizza

If a PARATHA & a PIZZA is thrown from a 50 feet building,which will reach the ground first?
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Ans:PIZZA,Coz itz a FAST FOOD!!

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While you are totally involved in Satyam Fiasco

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• Ajmal Qasab is a Pakistani national, admits Islamabad
• Oil, LPG prices likely to be cut soon
• Sunny morning in Delhi, flights on time

What ever happened has happened. The man himself has confessed. I am sure big dada’s of investor community (FIIs, Indian Institutional investors,Mutual fund managers) will take all the possible steps to make for all the losses they incurred.The Government,SEBI,Ministry of Corporate Affairs, CII, Stock Exchanges will all take steps to punish all those corporate biggies ,take them to jail/make them pay penalty and do nothing and let the case drag for years.

BUT

• What about there small/retails investors who are worried about their investment.
• What about those 45,000 (discounted 5,000 biggies) Satyamites (associates –as they are addressed) who are traumatized about their future.

What ever action that is taken, I think should immediately address the above two biggest stake holders .

But here is the other side of Satyam which none of the Media covered today

Byrraju Foundation 

EMRI : EMRI handles medical, police and fire emergencies through the " 1-0-8 Emergency service. More about 108  here

Matrimony sites running out of names

Looks like Indian online matrimony space is heading for 100% penetration.

Here is a small collection (Don’t miss the ending)

Mainstream websites

• Shaadi.com
• Bharatmatrimony.com (with all microsites telugu matrimony, tamil matrimony etc…etc)
• Jeevansathi.com
• simplymarry.com
• m4marry.com

Search Engine

• Bandhan.com

Off stream

• Secondshadi.com
• overweightshadi.com( I Like This)
• bposhadi.com
• also on cards site for millionaires( will it be eliteshadi.com ?)

I believe this list can never be completed. But I cannot google any more!

So now comes my chance,  how about these for the remaining junta not covered above.

 

1. iwillnotmarry.com( looks like NDNC registration)
2. leanshadi.com
3. mangalikshadi.com
4. colorguarantee.com( you know for whom, not to offend any one)

 

Any more suggestions?

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Social Obsession

Just found the above strip on a blog!

How many of you actually click on these?

Biggest Loser in 2008

So do you know who is the Biggest loser in(of) 2008 ????

“Anil Ambani” says this article

Earlier, the junior Ambani was credited for having added maximum wealth in its annual rankings in March. The chairman of Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group (ADAG) is reduced to a net worth of $12 billion from his previous worth of $42 billion, when he was ranked as the sixth richest person in the world. As per the report of the 'Billionaire Blowups of 2008', while several dozen have lost more than $5 billion, the 10 richest from annual 2008 rankings have lost about $150 billion. This is primarily driven by steel tycoon Lakshmi Mittal, estranged brothers Mukesh and Anil Ambani and property baron KP Singh together losing $100 billion.

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Happy New Year 2009

Life2oons wishes you a

HAPPY

PROSPEROUS

SAFE

PEACEFUL

HEALTHY

JOY & FUN FILLED NEW YEAR AHEAD