Lion Dates

IPL Jersey

What will Advani say if he comes to power?

The problem here is even Wikipedia doesn't completely know about it.

News Channels Less Opinion Polls

Indo Pak Relations

Opinion Polls and What to expect

This is just a tabulation of the original version created by gauravonomics

Rocket Propelled Shoes

Thanks @brainstuck for the idea.
Also on Rocket Propelled Shoes here

New Breed of Voters for Samajwadi Party

Samajwadi Party has released its (WTF) election manifesto and promised to

1. to work against the use of English in education and computers in new projects
2. wherever work can be done by hand, computers would be abolished
3. come out against mechanized farming, arguing against agricultural machines.Harvesters would snatch jobs from poor labourers during the harvesting season which, SP  claimed employment for six months. The manifesto adds that after tractors were introduced, the bovine population has been coming down. Instead of ploughing land, bullocks and calves were going to slaughter houses.

Lets get ready to go back in time by some 200 years...or is it less! ok make 300 years.

Cereal Impact

Working from Home

BREAK

Windows XP crashed, C Drive need to be formatted. So no toons for some more days! Have fun!

Stock Taking Global Terror Threats

Dissecting an Election Manifesto

Other unrelated news:

Deve gowda on Congress Election manifesto:-

"There is nothing new in the Congress manifesto. We had actually implemented most of these programmes during the Janata Party government in Karnataka in 1994 when I was the Chief Minister and the JD(S)-led government under H D Kumaraswamy in 2006. After achieving nothing during its four-decade rule, Congress is again out to misguided the people," (Source)

Open secret

April Fool's day Wishes

I’m sure you’ve received a lot of

Silly April fool’s day cards trying

to trick you but you are far too

Cute and smart to fall for any of that!

If you agree, please press the F13 key

on your keyboard now.

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